You Will Not Believe How Awesome My Life Is Right Now

I am awesome! I feel awesome all the time, I never have a down day. I love life every second of the day and generally, I’m just the best thing since sliced bread.

No, that’s totally wrong. I’m a normal human being. I have ups, I have downs; I have bad days, I have good days. Some days I look better than others. Normally, I’ve got it going on. I’m real, everyone is real…